Bullyshit

Tearing people down under the disguise of being caring and helpful.

"His constant comments on my weight are nothing but bullyshit."

Smugisfaction

The feeling you get when your SO looks over your shoulder as you write 'Allen keys' and you know they're surprised you didn't write Alan.

[Credit to Kathy]

Namascray

The crazy in me recognizes and honours the crazy in you.

Dinstraction

Where you know you sat down with a nice plate of dinner but several rounds of Candy Crush later your plate is empty and you have no recall of eating.

"I guess the dogs noticed I was dinstracted."

[Credit to Kathy]

Shitiot

A really bad idiot.

"He acted like such a shitiot at the party last night.