Bullyshit

Tearing people down under the disguise of being caring and helpful.

"His constant comments on my weight are nothing but bullyshit."

Smugisfaction

The feeling you get when your SO looks over your shoulder as you write 'Allen keys' and you know they're surprised you didn't write Alan.

[Credit to Kathy]

Shitiot

A really bad idiot.

"He acted like such a shitiot at the party last night.

Tysoon

A situation arising when far too many things need to happen all at the same time.

"The meetings on her calendar merged into a tysoon on Friday afternoon."

Stunday

The condition that occurs on Sundays where your brain refuses to work properly and all you can really manage to do is stare at things blankly.

"Staying up late on Saturday ensured that the following day would be Stunday."

Pseushi

Artificial sushi.

"She doesn't like fish, so we ordered her some vegetarian pseushi instead."

Impetiment

Something that prevents you from properly petting an animal.

"The head cone from the vet is an impetiment for Spot."

Hangry

A state of irrational aggravation that occurs when one is in need of food.

"He gets hangry in the late afternoon if he skips lunch."

Encyclopleadia

A compendium of all possible excuses.

"I wonder what she'll pull out of her encyclopleadia to explain her screw up this time?"

Celebratty

A person who is both famous and obnoxious simultaneously.

"Paris Hilton is a well-known celebratty."

Boutch

An intense quantity of something arriving at one time.

"The latest boutch of rain increased the risk of flooding in some areas."

Betweenity

The space separating one thing from another.

"If we sit really close together, we can minimize our betweenity."